When eating with my mother today she said, "You're eat like you're starving and you haven't eaten in a month! Slow down!" I've heard this my whole life. The moral of this story: I've always eaten ridiculously fast and always will. That is all.
3/21/11
3/21/11
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Can I just share with you that I typed the title, and when I looked at what I'd written it said, "Rapid Eye Consumption." I don't if my mom was saying something to me, or the TV was rambling, but I have no idea where that came from. I laughed...but I was disturbed.
Rapid Eye Consumption:
ReplyDelete1. The point at which your REM sleep becomes so light that your body gains a semblance of consciousness, tends to its basic needs, and forms no memory of it. Also known as sleep eating, this phenomenon tends to lead toward weight gain, unbeknownst to the victim.
2. A disgusting cannabalistic ritual uttered or typed as a Freudian phenomenon only by the most gravely disturbed minds.
Naw just messing with you.
Anyway, I must eat slow. Food is joy. I have to enjoy it.